100 Crazy Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it was full of problems.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybe.
Why did the computer go to the chiropractor?
Because it had a virus.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why did the boy throw butter?
He wanted to see a butter-fly.
What do you call a lazy egg?
An egg-cellent.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybe.
Why did the computer go to the chiropractor?
Because it had a virus.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why did the boy throw butter?
He wanted to see a butter-fly.
What do you call a lazy egg?
An egg-cellent.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybe.
Why did the computer go to the chiropractor?
Because it had a virus.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why did the boy throw butter?
He wanted to see a butter-fly.
What do you call a lazy egg?
An egg-cellent.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
4.2 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 7937 KB |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Print length | : | 66 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
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| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 7937 KB |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Print length | : | 66 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
